LET’S GET QUIZICAL!
c) New York d) San Francisco 6. BAILED-OUT bank RBS’s boss has said it would take how long for people to trust it again after receiving £45bn of taxpayers’ money and being involved in a string of scandals? a) 2 years b) 5 years c) 10 years d) Never 7. WARDERS in 90 male prisons are to be armed with what to help combat an alarming rise in drugfuelled violence? a) Tasers b) Pepper spray c) Crossbows d) Guns 8. PRINCESS Eugenie is getting married on Friday. Who is she marrying? a) Lord Ponsonby Fondleboy b) Quentin Cholmondley c) Englebert DeVere d) Jack Brooksbank 9. A ZOOKEEPER has been mauled to death in Japan by what? a) A white lion b) A polar bear c) A white tiger d) A brown bear 10. FACEBOOK made £1.2bn last year. How much UK tax did it pay on that? a) £7.4m b) £74m c) £740m d) £7.40p I’LL often send the bloke I’m dating a naughty photo before he comes round – then when he gets here he’s already as hard as a rock and we can get down to business! I’VE filmed myself giving a fella a blowjob and I’ve recently filmed myself shagging – it turns me on to watch it back. It’s like my own private porn collection! MORE than a THIRD of all couples have admitted filming themselves SHAGGING using their PHONES.
In a new survey, which shows how technology has swept the world, IllicitEncounters.com showed the effect smartphones are having on sex lives.
IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating site for married people, quizzed 1,000 folk about their bonking habits.
A third of couples have filmed themselves having sex, while a whopping 52 per cent have exchanged steamy pictures of each other as a form of foreplay.
Three-quarters of those surveyed said they have used their phone to enhance their sex lives, either by making or viewing erotic footage.
However, some answers showed how phones can have a negative effect on a romp, with more than a quarter of respondents admitting to answering their phone during sex.
Around 18% had made a phone call while getting jiggy and a fifth had stripped off or wanked off while on a video call to their other half.
The study found that people having affairs were even more likely to use their phones for sex, with four out of ten people cheating on their partners having filmed themselves bonking their lovers.
People being unfaithful were also more likely to indulge in sex play on their phones with their lover than they would with their spouse.
Two-thirds of respondents said their smartphones made it easier for