Midweek Sport - - PUZZLES -

IF you want value and va­ri­ety then this is your lucky day!

As well as your copy of Bri­tain’s sexiest and fun­ni­est news­pa­per you’ve also got the chance to grab your­self 40 best-sell­ing R18 sex films and it’ll only cost you a pif­fling seven quid! It might be hard to be­lieve but it’s 100% TRUE!

For about the same as a cou­ple of pints of lager you get the in­cred­i­ble DVD col­lec­tion fea­tur­ing 40 care­fully se­lected movies from the world’s great­est stu­dios and star­ring the hottest tal­ent.

And re­mem­ber, these are R18 scenes which means that this is all real hard­core, only avail­able from li­censed sex shops!

And that’s where our part­ners Pri­vate Shops come in!

Pri­vate Shops are Bri­tain’s big­gest and best chain of shops li­censed to see real hard­core. The only place you can get R18 ti­tles is from one of these shops so don’t get ripped off by on­line sell­ers who may prom­ise the world but can’t legally de­liver!

This means that your film combo DVD will fea­ture four hours of close­ups of full and oral sex, back door lovin’, dou­ble en­try, lezzers, fanny squirt­ing and lash­ings of hot, fly­ing jiz­zum!

Get­ting your DVD couldn’t be eas­ier. Just rock up to one of the shops listed on this page with your copy of the Mid­week Sport.

Tell one of the friendly staff mem­bers you’ve come for your 40 Of The Best col­lec­tion and he’s hand over your copy in ex­change for just seven of your hard-earned pounds!

There’s no tricks, no catches and no min­i­mum charge!

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