WE’LL SLIP A LENGTH TO VANESSA!
Sex firm make telly babe offer
A TOP sex toy firm is offering a FREE vibrator to telly star Vanessa Feltz – after she said that she’s NEVER used one.
Vanessa, 56, was outraged at supermarket Sainsbury’s announcing plans to sell X-rated toys in 500 of their UK stores.
And in a furious debate, she sensationally revealed to having never used a marital aid to bring herself to satisfaction.
Vanessa left readers of Closer magazine stunned when she told them: “I’ve never actually used a sex toy. When I was at university, a friend opened her drawer and showed me a huge array of vibrators.
“But she warned me that a man would never match up and that I would always compare him unfavourably!
“By the amount of toys she had, I took her to be an expert and so I vowed then and there never to try one, I didn’t want my sex life with men ruined!”
However, sex toy retailer Lovehoney are now offering the bubbly blonde one of their best-selling Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrators to try out for free.
Their kinky toy, which normally costs £59.99, has been proven to give women an orgasm that lasts 17 per cent longer than if they just used their hands.
A spokesman for the company said: “Vanessa Feltz can break her sex toy virginity with our Happy Rabbit.
“It’s been redesigned this year to give woman like her more pleasure. Yank neuroscientist Dr Nicole Prause found it gave woman orgasms 17 per cent longer than if they were masturbating with their hands.
“If Vanessa uses a Happy Rabbit she can expect her orgasm to last 23.3 seconds as opposed to the 19.9s women usually get with manual stimulation.”
Busty babe Vanessa has been with toyboy Ben Ofoedu, 46, for 12 years but she might be tempted to try out Lovehoney’s best-selling sex toy
The spokesman for Lovehoney added: “To satisfy your urges the Happy Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator is available to buy online now at www. lovehoney.co.uk