WE’LL SLIP A LENGTH TO VANESSA!

Sex firm make telly babe of­fer

Midweek Sport - - NEWS - By BECCA STUBBS [email protected]­daysport.co.uk

A TOP sex toy firm is of­fer­ing a FREE vi­bra­tor to telly star Vanessa Feltz – after she said that she’s NEVER used one.

Vanessa, 56, was out­raged at su­per­mar­ket Sains­bury’s an­nounc­ing plans to sell X-rated toys in 500 of their UK stores.

And in a fu­ri­ous de­bate, she sen­sa­tion­ally re­vealed to hav­ing never used a mar­i­tal aid to bring her­self to sat­is­fac­tion.

Vanessa left read­ers of Closer mag­a­zine stunned when she told them: “I’ve never ac­tu­ally used a sex toy. When I was at univer­sity, a friend opened her drawer and showed me a huge ar­ray of vi­bra­tors.

“But she warned me that a man would never match up and that I would al­ways com­pare him un­favourably!

“By the amount of toys she had, I took her to be an ex­pert and so I vowed then and there never to try one, I didn’t want my sex life with men ru­ined!”

How­ever, sex toy re­tailer Love­honey are now of­fer­ing the bub­bly blonde one of their best-sell­ing Happy Rab­bit G-Spot Vi­bra­tors to try out for free.

Their kinky toy, which nor­mally costs £59.99, has been proven to give women an or­gasm that lasts 17 per cent longer than if they just used their hands.

Or­gasms

A spokesman for the com­pany said: “Vanessa Feltz can break her sex toy vir­gin­ity with our Happy Rab­bit.

“It’s been re­designed this year to give woman like her more plea­sure. Yank neu­ro­sci­en­tist Dr Ni­cole Prause found it gave woman or­gasms 17 per cent longer than if they were mas­tur­bat­ing with their hands.

“If Vanessa uses a Happy Rab­bit she can ex­pect her or­gasm to last 23.3 sec­onds as op­posed to the 19.9s women usu­ally get with man­ual stim­u­la­tion.”

Busty babe Vanessa has been with toy­boy Ben Ofoedu, 46, for 12 years but she might be tempted to try out Love­honey’s best-sell­ing sex toy

The spokesman for Love­honey added: “To sat­isfy your urges the Happy Rab­bit G-Spot Vi­bra­tor is avail­able to buy on­line now at www. love­honey.co.uk

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