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I’VE had my girl­friend in ev­ery hole and she loves talk­ing dirty ev­ery time I f**k her.

A cou­ple of weeks ago she told me that she had a spe­cial present lined up for my 30th birth­day – a three­some with her and her fit mate from the place where she works.

They’re both 25 and while I fancy my girl­friend, her mate is a right cracker. She’s blonde with a per­fect arse and big tits.

Come the night, they started to suck me off but my bird’s mate looked so horny I couldn’t wait to bone her.

My girl was lick­ing my balls as I shagged her pal and I have to ad­mit I was en­joy­ing ev­ery minute of her fan­tas­tic body as I pounded away for what seemed an age.

But the next day my girl­friend went mad at me be­cause I ended up shagging her mate four times and her only once.

What should I do? ASK your girl­friend if she’s got any more great ideas. MY girl­friend is ob­sessed with the Bat­man films and has bought me a Bat­suit to wear when I’m shagging her.

I’m short and skinny, so I look ridicu­lous in it, but I am pre­pared to look stupid if it keeps her happy.

One day she said she wanted me to put the Bat­suit on, pre­tend to “res­cue” her in an al­ley and then shag her.

When we got to the al­ley it was dark, so I started to give her one. Un­for­tu­nately, a few peo­ple started to leave a nearby pub and their car head­lights re­vealed what I was up to. Loads of my mates saw me, so my life is now a mis­ery. What can I do? MAKE sure you wear a mask as well next time so no­body will recog­nise you. A BLONDE stun­ner at work re­cently asked me to pick her up some kitchen work­tops.

I told her I would meet her at her house in the lunch hour.

As I was un­load­ing the last of the work­tops in her garage I heard the door go down, then I felt her push me against the wall.

She thrust her hands down my pants and pulled out my throb­bing cock, which she took greed­ily in her hot mouth.

I could feel my­self com­ing, so I ripped off her skirt and bent her over the work­top be­fore slid­ing my dick into her moist pussy.

I gave her a lift back to work and she in­vited me round in the even­ing. I asked about her boyfriend and she told me that he wanted to see her get­ting f**ked by an­other man. Do you think I should go for it?

DS, Sus­sex

Bexi says… long as ev­ery­one is happy! TC, Leeds SH, Birm­ing­ham

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