AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU
I’VE had my girlfriend in every hole and she loves talking dirty every time I f**k her.
A couple of weeks ago she told me that she had a special present lined up for my 30th birthday – a threesome with her and her fit mate from the place where she works.
They’re both 25 and while I fancy my girlfriend, her mate is a right cracker. She’s blonde with a perfect arse and big tits.
Come the night, they started to suck me off but my bird’s mate looked so horny I couldn’t wait to bone her.
My girl was licking my balls as I shagged her pal and I have to admit I was enjoying every minute of her fantastic body as I pounded away for what seemed an age.
But the next day my girlfriend went mad at me because I ended up shagging her mate four times and her only once.
What should I do? ASK your girlfriend if she’s got any more great ideas. MY girlfriend is obsessed with the Batman films and has bought me a Batsuit to wear when I’m shagging her.
I’m short and skinny, so I look ridiculous in it, but I am prepared to look stupid if it keeps her happy.
One day she said she wanted me to put the Batsuit on, pretend to “rescue” her in an alley and then shag her.
When we got to the alley it was dark, so I started to give her one. Unfortunately, a few people started to leave a nearby pub and their car headlights revealed what I was up to. Loads of my mates saw me, so my life is now a misery. What can I do? MAKE sure you wear a mask as well next time so nobody will recognise you. A BLONDE stunner at work recently asked me to pick her up some kitchen worktops.
I told her I would meet her at her house in the lunch hour.
As I was unloading the last of the worktops in her garage I heard the door go down, then I felt her push me against the wall.
She thrust her hands down my pants and pulled out my throbbing cock, which she took greedily in her hot mouth.
I could feel myself coming, so I ripped off her skirt and bent her over the worktop before sliding my dick into her moist pussy.
I gave her a lift back to work and she invited me round in the evening. I asked about her boyfriend and she told me that he wanted to see her getting f**ked by another man. Do you think I should go for it?
YES...as long as everyone is happy! TC, Leeds SH, Birmingham