STINK BOMB!

‘Terrorists’ blow up dog poo bin leaving park like ‘a shitty Somme’

A DOG poo bin blown up in a terrifying explosion was targeted by ‘terrorists’, according to excited locals.

Dog walker Mark Fox found the remains of the dog waste disposal bin near Chelmsford in Essex.

Shreds of the bin were strewn all over the field where it used to stand and dog shit was also splattered across the park.

It is unclear how the damage was caused, but reports claim thugs probably used fireworks to create the explosion. and the ground was torn up.”

“Another added: “This is disgusting. Isis have clearly hit a new low to be bombing poo bins in Essex.”

One less excitable local resident moaned: “This really takes the biscuit.

“There was mess strewn everywhere and not only did it look unsightly, it stank too.

“What these idiots seem to forget is that someone else will have to come along to clean it all up.” BIN ‘N’ GONE: Explosion left field in a mess