MEGAN BARTON HANSON COCK-AINE! Boozy bloke hid drugs in his PENIS
A MAN who laughed at police when they uncovered no drugs in his pockets during a search was later found to be hiding a bag of cocaine in his penis.
James Mason told the officers: “Ha ha, told you I had f**k all on us you mugs”, when they searched him after a disturbance at a student accommodation block.
But the 21-year-old was taken to the police station for being drunk and disorderly after he used “one too many swear words”. where he “pulled a bag of white powder from his penis”.
Mason, from Whitley Bay, was fined after pleading guilty to possession of a Class A drug and being drunk and disorderly in a public place.
Magistrates in North Tyneside heard police were called shortly after 10pm on October 17 to a disturbance at Manor Bank student halls.
When officers arrived they saw a man in the outside courtyard talking to a security guard.
Prosecutor Bethany Jendrzejewski told the court: “The police formed the opinion he was drunk.
“They were informed the male had been involved in a disturbance inside the premises and possibly had drugs in his possession.”
The officers told Mason they were going to search him, to which FINED: James Mason he replied, “F**k off, you’re not searching me.”
After police obtained permission to strip search him he removed his trousers, pulled back his foreskin and pulled a white bag of powder from his penis.
Mason was asked what it was and replied that it was cocaine.
He was fined £120 after magistrates said they had “rarely seen such an example of foolish adolescent behaviour” and also ordered him to pay £85 costs and a £30 victim surcharge.