DILDO SPOTTED IN ALBERT SQUARE

(No...not him)

UNIDENTIFIED F**KING OBJECT: Item spotted by eagle-eyed viewers EAGLE-EYED EastEnders fans spotted a purple DILDO in the Slaters’ bathroom on Monday night’s episode.

Amid the drama of Albert Square, viewers of the BBC soap saw a silicone sex toy poking out of the shelves in the shower.

As Kat Slater, played by Jessie Wallace, 47, and Alfie Moon (Shane Richie, 54) had a tense talk in the bathroom, viewers were distracted by the bulging head of a plastic purple COCK – probably a can of deodorant.

Fans were soon tweeting, with one posting: “Did anyone else see that big purple dildo on the top shelf in the shower?”

Another said: “Anyone else noticed a little extra something in the Slaters’ bathroom?”

Alfie returned to Albert Square on Friday’s episode, in a bid to see Kat after their life together in Spain fell apart.

And there’s yet more drama ahead for the troubled pair during the festive episodes.

A source said: “The scenes will be classic Slaters. There will be a huge row and it will be carnage – Alfie is going to have a big headache, come Boxing Day, and it won’t be because of the Christmas wine.”