DILDO SPOT­TED IN AL­BERT SQUARE

(No...not him)

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UNIDEN­TI­FIED F**KING OB­JECT: Item spot­ted by ea­gle-eyed view­ers EA­GLE-EYED EastEn­ders fans spot­ted a pur­ple DILDO in the Slaters’ bath­room on Mon­day night’s episode.

Amid the drama of Al­bert Square, view­ers of the BBC soap saw a sil­i­cone sex toy pok­ing out of the shelves in the shower.

As Kat Slater, played by Jessie Wal­lace, 47, and Al­fie Moon (Shane Richie, 54) had a tense talk in the bath­room, view­ers were dis­tracted by the bulging head of a plas­tic pur­ple COCK – prob­a­bly a can of de­odor­ant.

Fans were soon tweet­ing, with one post­ing: “Did any­one else see that big pur­ple dildo on the top shelf in the shower?”

An­other said: “Any­one else no­ticed a lit­tle ex­tra some­thing in the Slaters’ bath­room?”

Al­fie re­turned to Al­bert Square on Fri­day’s episode, in a bid to see Kat af­ter their life to­gether in Spain fell apart.

And there’s yet more drama ahead for the trou­bled pair dur­ing the fes­tive episodes.

A source said: “The scenes will be clas­sic Slaters. There will be a huge row and it will be car­nage – Al­fie is go­ing to have a big headache, come Box­ing Day, and it won’t be be­cause of the Christ­mas wine.”

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