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Coffin manufacturer Lindner have unveiled their latest calendar – which shows naked women draped over wooden caskets.

To celebrate ten years of nude bodies on top of coffins, the undertaking company decided to show men in their calendar for the first time.

The calendar – produced every year – was inspired by the classic Pirelli glamour calendar.

Zbigniew Lindner, founder of the Polish company, came up with the idea to produce the cheeky calendars in 2009, but this year is the first to feature men.

He now hopes to sell 15,000 of the £33 calendars.

A spokesperson said: “The Lindner calendar is now ten years old. For a decade, it has become our hallmark to combine opposites – beautiful, naked human body with the perfect matter of our exclusive coffins.”

Founder Zbigniew said: ‘So much work goes into our coffins that are only seen for moments at the funeral.

‘We wanted to show that a coffin shouldn’t be a sacred object. It’s the last bed you’ll ever sleep in and we enjoy showing off our beautiful coffins.

“Many people make a living off death – the Church, coffin makers, hearse drivers, florists, undertakers, funeral homes etc.

“We just want to have some fun, and what better way than to show them off with beautiful naked people.”

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