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Cof­fin man­u­fac­turer Lind­ner have un­veiled their lat­est cal­en­dar – which shows naked women draped over wooden cas­kets.

To cel­e­brate ten years of nude bod­ies on top of coffins, the un­der­tak­ing com­pany de­cided to show men in their cal­en­dar for the first time.

The cal­en­dar – pro­duced ev­ery year – was in­spired by the clas­sic Pirelli glam­our cal­en­dar.

Zbig­niew Lind­ner, founder of the Pol­ish com­pany, came up with the idea to pro­duce the cheeky cal­en­dars in 2009, but this year is the first to fea­ture men.

He now hopes to sell 15,000 of the £33 cal­en­dars.

A spokesper­son said: “The Lind­ner cal­en­dar is now ten years old. For a decade, it has be­come our hall­mark to com­bine op­po­sites – beau­ti­ful, naked hu­man body with the per­fect mat­ter of our ex­clu­sive coffins.”

Founder Zbig­niew said: ‘So much work goes into our coffins that are only seen for mo­ments at the fu­neral.

‘We wanted to show that a cof­fin shouldn’t be a sa­cred ob­ject. It’s the last bed you’ll ever sleep in and we en­joy show­ing off our beau­ti­ful coffins.

“Many peo­ple make a liv­ing off death – the Church, cof­fin mak­ers, hearse driv­ers, florists, un­der­tak­ers, fu­neral homes etc.

“We just want to have some fun, and what bet­ter way than to show them off with beau­ti­ful naked peo­ple.”

You can buy cal­en­dar on­line floats your boat. the if it

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