I’M NOT W*NKING – I’VE JUST GOT A MASSIVE COCK!

A MAN has been cleared of masturbating in public after a court accepted his defence he was merely well-endowed and adjusting himself.

Kosta Kolaci, 61, was nicked in April on suspicion of public lewdness and harassment after a fellow passenger on the New York subway took a video of him appearing to touch himself on an early morning train.

But Mr Kolaci was cleared after a brief trial at Brooklyn Criminal Court, in which he argued he had no recollection of the April 9 incident.

In the subway video, Alethia Richardson, 32, films the man sat opposite her “pleasuring himself” and then says into the camera: “Disrespect. Nasty. Pervert.”

Twice in the film Mr Kolaci appears to be touching his genitals for 10 seconds.

Defence attorney Cary London successfully protested his client’s innocence, citing the fact he never unzipped his pants or exposed himself.

Mr Kolaci is still in custody, facing a deportation order to his native Albania that was triggered by his arrest.