Mob turn on cow shagger
A PERVERT has been arrested for allegedly having “unnatural” sex with a COW.
The accused has been identified as Mahiraj Ansari, a resident of Behra village in Punjab, India.
Sources said the incident came to light when the owner of the cow – Kala Singh – went to the enclosure where the cow was tied and saw the accused there.
Villagers soon gathered at the spot and thrashed Ansari before handing him to the authorities.
A source said: “The dirty bastard was caught red-handed with his cock up to the hilt inside the stricken and distressed bovine.
“He’s lucky the animal didn’t crush him but he certainly got his initial punishment from the locals before police officers arrived.”