THE COLD AIR SOOTHED MY PENIS
Pharmacist ‘accepted that he was engorged’
GARAGE OUTRAGE: Zangana rubbed cock near woman A PHARMACIST caught playing with himself on a petrol forecourt told cops he was just rubbing cream on his itchy willy.
A stunned cashier saw Alan Zangana, 33, fiddle with himself for ten minutes while looking at a woman at the city centre Texaco garage during rush hour.
When cops confronted him, he refused to confess – instead claiming he had been applying lotion and announcing: “I am a trained pharmacist.”
He said he had wanted his penis to be “soothed by the cold air”.
Disciplinary panel chairman Christopher Gibson QC told the General Pharmaceutical Council: “We simply did not believe Mr Zangana’s account.
“He was playing with his penis while deliberately looking directly at a female member of the public who was only a few feet away. This was a brazen and deliberate act of sexual impropriety.”
Zangana was handed a police caution for outraging public decency over the lewd February 2017 incident.
But insisting on his innocence, Zangana told the panel he just wanted his penis to be “soothed by the cold air”.
The panel was told: “His case is that all he was doing was applying cream to his penis because it was causing him pain, and he had no intention that anyone else would see it.
“He accepted that his penis was ‘ engorged’ because he was putting cream on it, but he denied that there was anything sexual about what he was doing.”
But the cashier said Zangana “could not have picked a better spot” to be seen and played with his penis for up to 10 minutes.
Zangana was caught in St Albans, Herts, where he worked for the National Pharmacy Association. He continues to work as an education and training pharmacist.
The married pharmacist, of Hemel Hempstead, Herts, was suspended from his profession for six months by the panel.