Nicked man had w*nk and dump in cop station

A FILTHY prisoner SPUNKED all over a cell and shat in a police station shower.

Reginald Roach (above) had been arrested over another offence and was in custody at Caernarfon police station.

While being held, he took a dump in the shower in the custody suite, forcing the police to bring in professional cleaners.

He also pleasured himself in a cell, so cleaners had to be brought in again, and urinated in one during the time he was being held at Llandudno magistrates court.

In total, the bill for cleaning up after him ran to more than £310.

Roach, of Holyhead, Wales, admitted a charge of spitting at a custody officer before magistrates in Caernarfon.

The court heard Roach was also in breach of a conditional discharge.

He was handed a four-week jail term for that, to be served concurrently with the 20-week sentence he was given for damage to the cells and spitting at the custody officer. DAME Judi Dench first appeared on stage at the age of five – playing a snail! LADY Mary Olivia Charteris Furze is a British fashion model, DJ and musician.

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