Nicked man had w*nk and dump in cop sta­tion

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

A FILTHY pris­oner SPUNKED all over a cell and shat in a po­lice sta­tion shower.

Regi­nald Roach (above) had been ar­rested over an­other of­fence and was in cus­tody at Caernar­fon po­lice sta­tion.

While be­ing held, he took a dump in the shower in the cus­tody suite, forc­ing the po­lice to bring in pro­fes­sional clean­ers.

He also plea­sured him­self in a cell, so clean­ers had to be brought in again, and uri­nated in one dur­ing the time he was be­ing held at Llan­dudno mag­is­trates court.

In to­tal, the bill for clean­ing up af­ter him ran to more than £310.

Roach, of Holy­head, Wales, ad­mit­ted a charge of spit­ting at a cus­tody of­fi­cer be­fore mag­is­trates in Caernar­fon.

The court heard Roach was also in breach of a con­di­tional dis­charge.

He was handed a four-week jail term for that, to be served con­cur­rently with the 20-week sen­tence he was given for dam­age to the cells and spit­ting at the cus­tody of­fi­cer. DAME Judi Dench first ap­peared on stage at the age of five – play­ing a snail! LADY Mary Olivia Char­teris Furze is a Bri­tish fash­ion model, DJ and mu­si­cian.

She also is a vo­cal­ist and key­boardist in the elec­tronic rock band The Big Pink.

At 31, she shows no sign of slow­ing down her hec­tic sched­ule, which thank­fully in­volves all of man­ner of naked pho­to­shoots.

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