DO YOU SELL TAPE TO KEEP YOUR FLAPS IN? Punters rage at beachwear firm’s latest bikini

SCANTY PANTIE: Clit slip fear over bikini bottoms BEACH fans have been left in a flap by a swimwear firm’s new bikini bottoms – claiming they’re so skimpy they’ll GAROTTE wearers’ privates!

Online retailer Beginning Boutique promoted their Haymen Bikini Tee Red & White and Heron Bikini Bottoms in a Facebook post last week.

But the retailer’s customers were stunned at the lack of material in the pants and took to Facebook to express their concerns.

“Dental floss springs to mind!” one wrote, “wearing that will be like tooth flossing my minge.”

Another wrote: “I’d need my cervix waxed to wear that!”

And another added: “Surely she’s got those on back to front.”

Others said that they would need every inch of their body waxed and would be guaranteed to suffer a wardrobe malfunction.

“Jesus Christ forget the bikini wax... I’d need my God d**n cervix waxed to wear that,” one wrote.

“God, now we have to worry about clit slips as well as nip slips!” another posted.

Yet another customer commented: “I just looked at that and my flaps retracted into my vagina.”

And regular customer Bec Vella asked: “Do you sell vagina tape to keep your flaps in?”

Jamie Jayden Mason joked: “Like where is her fanny tho? Seriously my fanny would bulge outta this like an over flowing cupcake.”