Shoppers’ shock at street sex pair

A RANDY couple decided to have it off in the a high street as shoppers milled around them.

Shocked onlookers saw the pair banging away under a white sheet.

A photo of the lewd act – outside Myer, a popular department store – was uploaded to Reddit on Sunday, with social media users laughing about who was having the best day in Melbourne, Australia.

One joked: “To be fair, the Myer sale can get pretty exciting.”

“Who says romance is dead?” wrote another.

Cops nicked a man aged 27 and a 36-year-old woman.