AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

MY bird is a real corker, but when we go out together other blokes are always trying to pull her.

Last week I was at a party when I walked in on my boss giving her one from behind!

She was hollering out in ecstasy as he was pumping her really hard and squeezing her massive tits at the same time.

Now I can’t get the image of him shagging her out of my head and the upshot is that I’m thinking of dumping her.

Do you think I should? YES, she obviously can’t be trusted. INDEED – get packing! PG, Cardiff A COUPLE of weeks ago I was out on the town and pulled a very tasty 35-year-old brunette.

She looked terrific in a tight red dress that showed her magnificent cleavage, and after some sexy chat she invited me to her city-centre flat.

She told me she was a wealthy widow and I noticed photos of a tough-looking bastard around the pad, but soon forgot about him when she sucked me off.

I met her a couple of times after that, and the last time she told me to take her up the bum.

We had a top shag and I was planning to see her again when I met a dodgy character in a nightclub.

He warned me that my new squeeze wasn’t a widow, but the wife of a local gangster – an 18-stone brute due out of jail in a few days.

His nickname is “Blowtorch”, because that’s what he uses on people.

Now I’m shitting myself and I’m planning to leave the country.

Should I tell my family? DG, Cambs