KFC w*nker ‘ejaculating and laughing’
A MAN was arrested for the 25th time after he furiously masturbated and “ejaculated constantly” in front of customers in a branch of KFC while laughing like a maniac.
Michael Birdsong, 30, was nicked on New Year’s Day in Memphis, Tennessee, after a police chase that ended in the toilets of a Wendy’s burger restaurant.
A horrified mother witnessed his antics when she pulled into the car park of the fried chicken brand’s branch.
“I looked up and it was this man that was exposing himself, ejaculating constantly,” said Lakisha Tate.
“When he saw us looking, that’s when he really started playing with himself and laughing.”
When cops arrived, Birdsong (above) fled and barricaded himself inside the Wendy’s loo.
He is charged with criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, evading arrest, indecent exposure and obstruction of a highway or passageway.