KFC w*nker ‘ejac­u­lat­ing and laugh­ing’

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A MAN was ar­rested for the 25th time af­ter he fu­ri­ously mas­tur­bated and “ejac­u­lated con­stantly” in front of cus­tomers in a branch of KFC while laugh­ing like a ma­niac.

Michael Bird­song, 30, was nicked on New Year’s Day in Mem­phis, Ten­nessee, af­ter a po­lice chase that ended in the toi­lets of a Wendy’s burger restau­rant.

A hor­ri­fied mother wit­nessed his an­tics when she pulled into the car park of the fried chicken brand’s branch.

“I looked up and it was this man that was ex­pos­ing him­self, ejac­u­lat­ing con­stantly,” said Lak­isha Tate.

“When he saw us look­ing, that’s when he re­ally started play­ing with him­self and laugh­ing.”

When cops ar­rived, Bird­song (above) fled and bar­ri­caded him­self in­side the Wendy’s loo.

He is charged with crim­i­nal tres­pass, dis­or­derly con­duct, evad­ing ar­rest, in­de­cent ex­po­sure and ob­struc­tion of a high­way or pas­sage­way.

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