Drunk w*nk in cop car ‘kills’ tourist
A DRUNK and drugged-up Irishman briefly DIED as he masturbated in the back of a police car.
The 31-year-old was picked up in the middle of Berlin, Germany, after a woman reported him staggering down the street at 2am.
In the back of the cop car, he started “shouting and masturbating”.
And at the police station he threw his arms around and kicked out at officers before they were able to seat him.
However, the man then collapsed and a doctor at the scene said he was showing no signs of life.
The medic was able to resuscitate the man before police then took him to a local hospital.
The Irish tourist will now have to answer to German authorities over charges of insulting police officers and resisting arrest.