STUDENT GUIDE TO SMALL BOOB SEX!
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STUDENTS fed up of being lampooned as “snowflakes” have set out to prove their accusers wrong – by issuing a guide on how to have sex with girls with small boobs.
In very unsnowflakey language, student publication The Tab says “having sex with a girl who has small boobs is different to having sex with a girl with big boobs”.
It explains: “Sure, they’re just boobs, but did you know that girls with big boobs can find doggy super painful, or that girls with small boobs know you’re lying when you say ‘I’m more of a bum guy anyway’? them throughout the time we are in bed. It’s a big turn on.
“Don’t push them together all the time to make them look bigger. I’m sorry I don’t have bigger, more voluptuous breasts and that apparently mine aren’t good enough.”
The article, available online, has the byline of “by disappointed girls”. READ AND HEED: Guide’s advice to lads