STU­DENT GUIDE TO SMALL BOOB SEX!

UNDERGRADS GET LEC­TURE ON NOOKIE WITH TINY TEAT BABES...

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STU­DENTS fed up of be­ing lam­pooned as “snowflakes” have set out to prove their ac­cusers wrong – by is­su­ing a guide on how to have sex with girls with small boobs.

In very un­snowflakey lan­guage, stu­dent pub­li­ca­tion The Tab says “hav­ing sex with a girl who has small boobs is dif­fer­ent to hav­ing sex with a girl with big boobs”.

It ex­plains: “Sure, they’re just boobs, but did you know that girls with big boobs can find doggy su­per painful, or that girls with small boobs know you’re ly­ing when you say ‘I’m more of a bum guy any­way’? them through­out the time we are in bed. It’s a big turn on.

“Don’t push them to­gether all the time to make them look big­ger. I’m sorry I don’t have big­ger, more volup­tuous breasts and that ap­par­ently mine aren’t good enough.”

The ar­ti­cle, avail­able on­line, has the by­line of “by dis­ap­pointed girls”. READ AND HEED: Guide’s ad­vice to lads

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