COCK MARTIN!
Actor jokes to Lorraine about giving missus a ‘pearl necklace’
ACTOR Martin Clunes raised eyebrows on morning television by joking about giving his wife a PEARL NECKLACE!
The Doc Martin and former Men Behaving Badly star, 57, was asked whether he was a “romantic fellow” and planning anything for Valentine’s Day, on ITV show Lorraine.
“Yeah, oh yes,” he replied. “Oh yes, we never miss that one, yes, yes!”
And host Lorraine Kelly, 59, replied: “Glad to hear it.”
But Clunes then said: “I remember a time I gave my wife a pearl necklace in the Maldives, and that’s the truth.
“It’s just a funny story. Next year I’m going to take her up the Mekong Delta with a bit of luck.”
A red-faced Lorraine then giggled: “Lovely, that’s really romantic,” before adding, “Moving swiftly on…”
A pearl necklace is a sex act where daddy rubs his winkie between mummy’s busters until he unleashes a torrent of scalding hot love piss over her neck.
Dirty Clunes also joked to the TV host that it was “sexist” to show off a snap of Poldark hunk Aidan Turner with his top off.
“That’s sexist. I could have you in a tribunal,” he quipped.
“If I’d said, ‘Show that picture with her baps out’.”
Kelly told him: “He’s not got his winky out. He’s just got his chest out.”