Ex-porn star showed me her skills for a tenner!
Dear Ashleigh,
I LIVE on the 25th floor of a council block and I’ve been unemployed for three years.
Ever since I left school, I have found various ways to occupy my time.
One is doing odd jobs for some of the women in the block where I live.
Most have got young kids and the fathers are often not around.
I’ll go round and, for a few quid, fix their plumbing or put up a few shelves – and they are never slow to show me how grateful they are.
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A lot of them are real mingers and I’d rather have a wank than screw them – though sometimes I accept a quick blowjob in lieu of payment.
Recently, however, an ex-porn actress moved into the block. I recognised her straight away.
She was looking a bit rough and a neighbour told me that she’d fallen on hard times.
Anyway, I went round to offer my services and she said she really needed some help putting some self-assembly furniture together.
We got chatting and she said she still loved to f**k and that she’d do anything for a tenner.
So I told her to strip, bend over the couch and finger herself.
She had no problem with this and it wasn’t long before I got my rock-solid nine-incher out and slammed it up her gaping fanny.
After a few minutes I pulled out, spun her round and shot my load all over her face.
For the next couple of hours I got her to re-enact every porn scene I could imagine.
I’ve since enjoyed several such sessions, but now she pesters me pretty much every day for a tenner.
And the truth is, I’m sick of shagging her. What can I do?
JT, east London
Ashleigh says…
INTRODUCE her to some of your mates.
Dear Ashleigh,
I GOT pissed at a party and ended up shagging my fit mother-in-law.
She’s well worth a f**k, but I’ve managed to control myself until now.
Everyone had gone to bed when she started coming on to me.
I couldn’t believe it when she took her top off to reveal her massive tits.
I was soon rock-hard and took her from behind on the couch.
The next day I saw her and said we should try to forget about it, but she said she’s up for more. I’m tempted, what should I do?
TH, Cornwall
Ashleigh says…
BE very careful. If your wife finds out, it will be a nightmare for you.