Pigs eat p*ssed farmer’s mis­sus

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A FARMER’S wife who went out to feed the pigs be­cause her hubby was too PISSED col­lapsed in the sty and was EATEN by the pork­ers.

The un­named woman, 56, took a bucket of swill out to the swine as her hubby was “in­ca­pac­i­tated by vodka”.

Their farm is in a vil­lage in the Malop­ur­gin­sky district of Ud­mur­tia, east of Kazan in Rus­sia.

In­ves­ti­ga­tors are un­sure about what hap­pened but be­lieve she may have had an epilep­tic seizure and passed out in the shit-filled sty.

“The hun­gry an­i­mals chewed through the owner’s face, ears and shoul­der,” the re­gional In­ves­tiga­tive Com­mit­tee said in a re­lease.

The re­mains of the woman’s body were found the next morn­ing by her hun­gover hus­band.

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