Pigs eat p*ssed farmer’s missus
A FARMER’S wife who went out to feed the pigs because her hubby was too PISSED collapsed in the sty and was EATEN by the porkers.
The unnamed woman, 56, took a bucket of swill out to the swine as her hubby was “incapacitated by vodka”.
Their farm is in a village in the Malopurginsky district of Udmurtia, east of Kazan in Russia.
Investigators are unsure about what happened but believe she may have had an epileptic seizure and passed out in the shit-filled sty.
“The hungry animals chewed through the owner’s face, ears and shoulder,” the regional Investigative Committee said in a release.
The remains of the woman’s body were found the next morning by her hungover husband.