‘Flipping aliens wrecked my van’
A DRIVER whose van ended up on its side on a busy road told police it had been flipped over by ALIENS.
The unnamed man reportedly became confrontational with bystanders and police officers, and then stated that he did not want cops on scene and demanded a tow truck.
He was not taken to hospital and his claims of “alien intervention” during the traffic accident are under investigation by the California Highway Patrol.
One police source said: “He wasn’t drunk and there were no witnesses so realistically, there was nothing we could do.
“But I have to say, I can’t see why aliens would fly billions of light years through space just to flip over some guy’s car, though.”