Valentine’s Day was a w*nk in the park
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A MAN was spotted having a romantic moment with himself on Valentine’s Day in a park by a horrified dog walker.
The dog walker reported seeing the man with his trousers down and furiously masturbating in Alexandria, Dumbarton.
Sergeant Brian Simpson, of Dumbarton police office, has appealed for any witnesses to come forward and help identify the tosser.