Valen­tine’s Day was a w*nk in the park

LISA AP­PLE­TON’S FILTHY PORN PHO­TOS

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

A MAN was spot­ted hav­ing a ro­man­tic mo­ment with him­self on Valen­tine’s Day in a park by a hor­ri­fied dog walker.

The dog walker re­ported see­ing the man with his trousers down and fu­ri­ously mas­tur­bat­ing in Alexan­dria, Dum­bar­ton.

Sergeant Brian Simp­son, of Dum­bar­ton po­lice of­fice, has ap­pealed for any wit­nesses to come for­ward and help iden­tify the tosser.

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