Wife loves role as I fill her tight hole

Dear Kelly,

ME and the missus have been married for 10 years and have a very active sex life. We are both love role-playing and our particular favourite is when I pretend to be a customs officer and strip-search her. The wife wears a tight-fitting skirt with a white blouse and black lacy stockings and suspenders. We pretend that she’s just got off a plane from Amsterdam and I’m searching her for drugs. There are no women officers available so I have to take her into a quiet room where I ask her to put her arms out against the wall and spread her legs slightly – and then I start to frisk her. I slowly run my hands over her shoulders and her fantastic 34D boobs. I then concentrate on her legs and play with her stocking tops. After the initial search I am still not convinced she hasn’t got any drugs and I inform her I’m going to have to strip-search her. I slowly undress her until she is naked. I kiss her neck and tell her that if she lets me do an internal examination with my cock I’ll let her go. She agrees and I handcuff her and unleash my throbbing knob into her mouth. After she has sucked me off, I then bend her over a chair and take her doggy-style while fingering her bum, and just as I am about to come I enter her arse. It’s brilliant as I squeeze my eight-incher into her tight hole. She loves it, but do you think our behaviour is a bit weird? DB, Oxfordshire

Kelly says…

NO. If it turns you both, carry on strip- searching.