TOFF MP CAUGHT UP IN DOGGING SCANDAL
Sex people flock to toff MP’s rural Somerset patch
POSH MP Jacob Rees-Mogg may be busy at Westminster plotting against a possible watering down of Brexit... but he has a bigger problem closer to home.
For the Eton-educated toff’s home county of Somerset is AWASH with DOGGERS!
The alarm was raised by the county’s news website, Somerset Live, which reported about a kinky sexcapade on the seafront in the genteel resort of Weston-Super-Mare.
That led to investigators uncovering no fewer than EIGHTY-THREE dogging sites in the county, where Rees-Mogg enjoys a large majority in his well-heeled North East Somerset constituency.
And fellow Brexiteer Liam Fox’s neighbouring North Somerset constituency is equally beset by sex people, Somerset Live reported.
The website shuddered: From lay-bys to car parks, it looks like anywhere can become a spot for exhibitionists. Some helpful participants have even left reviews, so you can pick the best site. A number of the locations have been viewed thousands of times.”
The respected UK Dogging website listed dogging sites in Bathampton and Keynsham, in the heart of Rees-Mogg’s seat and close to his home in the small village of West Harptree.
Attack
Last year, condoms were left on the lawn outside the Rees-Mogg home in an attack that was blamed on leftist agitators.
The revelations about the levels of dogging in Somerset have led some to believe that extreme doggers may have been responsible instead.
Last night, a Westminster pal of the immaculately-groomed politician said: “Jacob is well known for his ethos of ‘live and let live’ but no MP can stand by and let untrammelled dogging go on in their constituency.
“Somerset is practically besieged by doggers. Come election time, voters will ask, ‘What are you going to do about the doggers?’
“If Jacob doesn’t have an answer, the Liberals could get in.”