Midweek Sport

Campervan threesome spiced up our tour of Oz

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Dear Ashleigh,

RECENTLY I caught my husband boning my sister. I came home early from work with a migraine and heard noises coming from our bedroom.

I couldn’t believe my eyes as I watched my fella doing her doggy-style on the bed. They didn’t notice me as I looked through a gap in the door.

He was pulling her hair and she was telling him to f**k her even harder as he pounded into her.

She climaxed, then sucked him off until he shot his load all over her face.

They don’t know that I am aware of their affair. But to be honest, I don’t mind. He’s always pestering me for sex and this way he’d leave me alone. Am I weird? JF, Devon

Ashleigh says…

I’D still be upset with them for going behind your back.

Dear Ashleigh,

MY boyfriend asked me to shag his best mate last week. We’re all 19 and were at a party.

I’d had a bit to drink and felt really horny, so I agreed to have him.

First, my fella watched as his mate did me doggy-style. Then my man put his cock in my mouth and shot his load down my throat.

The two of them then switched positions and I sucked off his mate while my boyfriend banged me from behind.

His mate’s knob is much bigger than my boyfriend’s, it must be at least 10 inches, and I loved sucking and licking it.

I now want to finish with my fella and go with his well-hung mate, but they are very close.

What should I do? DR, Manchester

Ashleigh says…

FIND someone else, as it’s obvious that both of these guys are just using you for sex.

Dear Ashleigh,

I’VE just got back from a really fantastic trip round Australia. Me and my girlfriend took a campervan and exhausted ourselves in the back of it – and in all sorts of secluded outdoor locations. One week we met a lovely girl who’d got her own campervan and was parked in the same site as us. We invited her into our van and we cooked a meal and got stuck into a good few beers before stretching out on the cosy beds. During the night it got quite cold and we found ourselves cuddling together.

My girl started kissing her new friend and then sneakily reached out to tickle my cock.

She stripped the girl naked and encouraged me to feel her lovely arse.

She then started slowly licking and touching the babe’s nips while exposing her joyous fanny lips for my pleasure.

I got stuck in to supping on her minge while my girl slowly fingered herself.

She asked me to mount her and, as I got hold from behind, my girl spread her pal’s legs and had a munch on her fanny.

When I was about to spunk, my girl sensed it. She told me to pull out and shoot my load all over the girl’s boobs.

When I’d done it, she licked up every little bit!

It was a really amazing experience and the air in the campervan reeked of sex smells.

Pretty soon I was hard again and her pal gave me a blowjob as my girl used a dildo on herself and her horny friend.

The next day we found a quiet stream at the edge of the site and the girls were soon both naked.

The insatiable pair invited me in between them again and a tit-wank from a couple of eager pairs is something I’ll never forget.

We moved on that day but we got her address and number. She was a student from Sydney on her ‘Walkabout’.

We’re planning on inviting her over here to England.

What do you think? TB, Nottingham

Ashleigh says…

DO it. She’s like the wizard of Oz in bed!

Dear Ashleigh,

LAST month I joined a local gym. The first time I went I did some running on the treadmill and then I decided to have a look at the sauna.

When I went in, there was a gorgeous blonde – and she was totally NAKED.

Soon I had an erection, which I tried to hide with a tiny towel. She smiled, picked up the towel and wrapped her mouth around my throbbing cock. I then took her from behind.

We meet at the gym three times a week for nookie. But now my wife wants to join! What should I do?

FD, Cambridge

Ashleigh says…

TAKE your wife to a different gym.

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