BRIGHTON babe Lane Wiliams is the seaside resort’s top attraction, says newsagent owner Bill Simpson.
The 56-year-old, from Leyland, Lancashire, has never been to Brighton – but if he did, there’s only one sight he’d want to see.
Bill is a huge fan of 29-year-old Lane’s 34C pert pair and said: “I’ve heard Brighton’s got a pier and a pavilion with some fancy stuff on it, but that’s nothing compared to Lane.
“I’ll have a stiff pier myself once I’ve clapped eyes on her norks – they’re something else!” HANDYMAN Kelvin Summers has plenty of tools in his kit but there’s only one toy needs to add – and that’s Anissa Kate.
The 39-year-old does odd jobs for people around his home town of Birkenhead – but it’s Bristol beauty Anissa, 29, who really gets his gears going.
Kelvin said: “She’s such a hottie and every time she’s in the paper I spend ages ogling her 36D bare boobs – she’s got a real handful.
“I’ve got tons of tools but I wouldn’t mind one type of Toy.
“I’d even introduce Anissa to my very own screwdriver and see if she fancies a play with that!” he