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BRIGHTON babe Lane Wil­iams is the sea­side re­sort’s top at­trac­tion, says newsagent owner Bill Simp­son.

The 56-year-old, from Ley­land, Lan­cashire, has never been to Brighton – but if he did, there’s only one sight he’d want to see.

Bill is a huge fan of 29-year-old Lane’s 34C pert pair and said: “I’ve heard Brighton’s got a pier and a pav­il­ion with some fancy stuff on it, but that’s noth­ing com­pared to Lane.

“I’ll have a stiff pier my­self once I’ve clapped eyes on her norks – they’re some­thing else!” HANDY­MAN Kelvin Sum­mers has plenty of tools in his kit but there’s only one toy needs to add – and that’s Anissa Kate.

The 39-year-old does odd jobs for peo­ple around his home town of Birken­head – but it’s Bris­tol beauty Anissa, 29, who re­ally gets his gears go­ing.

Kelvin said: “She’s such a hot­tie and ev­ery time she’s in the pa­per I spend ages ogling her 36D bare boobs – she’s got a real hand­ful.

“I’ve got tons of tools but I wouldn’t mind one type of Toy.

“I’d even in­tro­duce Anissa to my very own screw­driver and see if she fancies a play with that!” he

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