PLANE CRAZY! Naked man try­ing to board flight says he’s ‘more aero­dy­namic nude’

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for­ward in spring – so ev­ery time it hap­pens she makes up for it with LOTS of sex the night be­fore.

The 30-year-old beauty said: “I need sex at least twice-a-day – once at night and once in the morn­ing ideally.

“Usu­ally Sun­day morn­ings are quite busy for me so when the clocks go for­ward I end up miss­ing out.

“That’s why I al­ways go to bed early so I can get a good dou­ble shag­ging un­der my belt the night be­fore!” A NAKED man at­tempted to board a plane while shout­ing that clothes make him “less aero­dy­namic”.

The man had passed through the Ural Air­lines flight’s reg­is­tra­tion be­fore sud­denly strip­ping off his clothes and run­ning stark naked onto the Moscow jet bridge, eye­wit­nesses said.

One fel­low pas­sen­ger said: “He shouted that he was naked be­cause cloth­ing im­pairs the aero­dy­nam­ics of the body.

“He said he flies with more agility when un­dressed.”

The nude in­truder was in­ter­cepted by air­port staff be­fore he could make it onto his plane to Crimea.

He was later de­tained by po­lice of­fi­cers.

The Rus­sian In­te­rior Min­istry said in a state­ment: “Af­ter the po­lice had de­tained the of­fender, he was taken to the air­port’s med­i­cal room and then was hos­pi­talised in a med­i­cal fa­cil­ity.

“The of­fender is a na­tive of the port city Yakutsk but lives in the Moscow re­gion.” FLIGHT STRIP: Pas­sen­ger sees funny side

A video has been re­leased of the man af­ter po­lice de­ten­tion, hand­cuffed on the floor – and still very naked.

Eye­wit­nesses added that the man did NOT seem drunk.

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