Midweek Sport

Back seat sex pays for driving lessons

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Dear Sam,

I’M a 19-year-old female student who is currently learning to drive.

I reckon I’m a decent looker with an attractive body and my instructor was very flirty with me from my very first lesson.

And when I told him I was skint as old arseholes, he said it wasn’t a problem and that I could pay him “in other ways”.

This means I now suck him off and let him shag me in the back seat of his car down a quiet country lane after each lesson.

He’s 44, but he’s handsome enough and physically very fit as he goes to the gym all the time.

Ramming

So he has a nice toned body and, best of all, he has a massive cock which is about eight inches.

I enjoy sucking his dick and he always licks me out before doing me from behind, ramming me hard and fast with his rock-hard cock.

But I’m starting to worry that he’s not teaching me to drive that well.

I’ve had around 50 lessons so far and I have failed my test three times.

But he says I’m a good driver and I just need to be patient and carry on with the lessons.

What should I do? PK, Essex

Sam says…

SCREW the examiner next time! Or find another instructor who won’t take the piss.

Dear Sam,

I’M a 24-year-old blonde babe who loves to get attention by wearing high heels and tight skirts.

I’m due to get married in July to a really nice fella who treats me like a princess.

But the problem is I turn into a real slut when I’m pissed.

At last year’s office Christmas party I got tipsy and had a lick of the boss’s meat stick.

The other day I went to the pub with a few of my mates to talk about the wedding and it wasn’t long before a fit, hunky fella caught my eye.

I followed him into the men’s toilets and told him that I wanted his knob in my gob.

I quickly got my lips around his big shaft and played with his bellend as he massaged my clitoris.

But after he shot his load down my throat, he suggested he text a couple of his mates who were back out in the pub – if I fancied gobbling them as well.

Well, I told him I was well up for it and he got his pals in for a spunk fest.

Now I feel guilty my fiance will find out and call off the wedding.

Help! HG, Birmingham

Sam says…

ONCE you’re wed, you should calm down a bit!

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