Drink-driver had ‘tight butthole’
SARAH FROM ROCHDALE TOPLESS FOR FIRST TIME
A DRUNK driver told the cop who arrested him he had “a tight butthole”.
The officer had pulled over Matthew Luken, 24, for speeding.
In his arrest report, the officer wrote: “I asked if he had had any drinks, he replied he had 4-6 drinks.
“He started laughing for no reason. I asked why he was laughing and he stated that his butthole is tight.”
Luken, from Lake County, Florida, was charged with drink driving.