Busty barmaid pulled more than a pint!
WITH email: [email protected]daysport.co.uk Agony, Sunday Sport, 860 Chester Road, Stretford, Manchester M32 0QJ
A COUPLE of weeks ago, a brand new busty barmaid started work at my local pub. She’s in her mid-40s and is a typical pint-puller – all tight skirts, low-cut tops and a face caked in make-up. I’m in the boozer most nights for a couple of drinks and the “crack” with some of the locals – anything to get away from the nagging wife for a few hours. One night, it was a bit quiet and as the barmaid was pulling my second pint I realised I was the only customer in the place. She had a wicked grin on her face and told me to watch the bar for a minute while she went to the front door of the pub and locked it. I told her she’d get a bollocking from the landlord, but she laughed and said he’d gone out for the night and wouldn’t be back until the early hours. Then she grabbed my wrist and led me upstairs to the private quarters. She said it was obvious that I wanted a shag and as she was feeling horny too, there was no point in messing about. She leaned forward so her boobs spilled out of her top and rubbed them in my face. At the same time, I felt her fingers unzipping my pants and she pulled out my cock and began wanking it quite vigorously.
Then she fell backwards on to a sofa with her skirt pulled up and her panties down and skillfully guided my knob into her pussy.
I hardly had time to do some serious shagging before I’d shot my load.
She cried out in ecstasy – but wasn’t satisfied with that.
Soon she was sucking me hard again and I had to f**k her twice more before she’d let me go!
Now she wants me to leave my wife and move in with her.
But I could never dump my missus for such a brassy trollop.
What should I do? FIND another pub. TD, Leeds I’VE been dating my girlfriend for three months. She’s 21 and blonde – with a cracking pair of tits.
She loves taking it in every hole and she gives the best blowjobs I’ve ever had.
But, the best thing about her is her 39-year-old mum, who’s also blonde but better-looking with a nice figure.
I’ve had loads of wanks about her since I caught her taking off her clothes for a shower and saw her 36DDs in the flesh.
She actually gave me a cheeky smile and wiggled her arse at me!
I’m torn between making a move on her or telling my girl what her mum did.
BW, Dorset MAKE a move and see what happens.. I’M a 23-year-old woman and I work in a pet shop. A couple of weeks ago a man came in just as I was locking up.
He said he was interested in buying a large, exotic snake. But after a while it was HIS snake that I started to show an interest in!
I noticed a bulge developing in his trousers as he seemed to be turned on by my sales patter.
But I carried on and he slipped his hand into his pocket and I could see him playing with himself.
I was getting a bit excited myself by that time, so I told him I would show him a few reptiles.
I led him to my back room, but I guess he must have twigged what I had in mind. MY wife and I went away on holiday to Spain recently.
She’s 36 and pretty fit, but we don’t often have sex these days.
On our first night, when we had finished our meal, she said she felt tired and went back to the hotel room to get some sleep.
I said I would go for a beer in the town and try not to disturb her later.
In one bar I got talking to a young English girl. She was flirty and offered to take me outside with her.
On the beach, this gorgeous blonde babe went to work, licking and sucking on my length and cradling my balls in her hands as I lay on the sand.
Then I dropped to my knees to peel off her G-string with my teeth.
She had a bush that was trimmed neatly with a landing strip and I slid my tongue into her fanny.
Finally, I bent her over and gave her a right good seeing-to.
But imagine my surprise when I went down to breakfast the next morning with the wife and found out the girl I had shagged was our waitress!
She blabbed to the wife, who’s now not talking to me.
What shall I do?
SAY sorry and book another holiday.