Falkirk’s folk are reportedly noisy f**kers
A TOWN’S randy lovers are making their neighbours moan with their noisy sex.
Hordes of enthusiastic couples were reported to authorities in Scotland for causing a disturbance through screaming and groaning.
Frisky folk in Falkirk ( above) have been exposed as the country’s most vocal lovers, with council bosses receiving 49 noisy sex complaints in the past year.
Figures released under Freedom of Information laws show Stirling, which came second, lagged far behind with just two grievances.
Aberdeenshire, Inverclyde and Perth and Kinross councils had just one gripe each lodged since last March.
But quiet couples kept a lid on it in East Ayrshire, Dundee, Shetland and Dumfries and Galloway, which had no noisy sex complaints at all.
But John O’Connell, of the TaxPayers’ Alliance, said: “Councils should be focusing on delivering public services, not wasting cash as some kind of jumped-up sex police.” EVERY 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States