FERN HOSH

ELECTRICIAN Mike Ellery reckons sparks would fly once he put his cable into glamour girl Fern Hosh’s socket!

The 33-year-old, from Hull, loves the blonde bombshell’s pert pair and can’t get enough of Fern’s topless pictures.

Lucy, 24, from Hounslow, west London, is the woman of Mike’s dreams and he said he’d love to work on her 30Ds.

He added: “If she booked me for work, I’d definitely be up for overtime.

“She’s so stunning – the things I’d do to Fern are unprintable …even for the Sport!”