THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

Dear Bexie, OUR neighbours asked us to keep an eye on their house – and their 18-year-old son – while they were away on holiday.

My husband works nights and one evening I put on a porn DVD. I was f**king myself with a dildo when I heard a noise outside. It was the neighbours’ son, who was pissed and he’d lost his key.

I went out and told him he could stay at ours and my husband would help him in the morning.

I told him to go in the lounge while I grabbed some drinks, but I realised I’d left the blue film running and the dildo on the sofa!

I rushed back and he was sitting there watching the porno with a thick nine-incher sticking out of his flies, as he wanked himself off.

I straddled him and he pumped furiously until we came to a climax.

But he told his friends and a few have been to see me for sex. What should I do?

JT, Leicester

Bexie says…

SAY no. If your husband found out, there would be hell to pay. Dear Bexie, I WAS at a family party the other week and ended up giving my brother-in-law a blowjob in the bathroom.

We’ve been flirting for some time and we sneaked away when everyone had had too much to drinkl.

I wrapped my tits around his eight-inch dick and he exploded all over them. Now my husband suspects something is going on. Any advice?

NJ, Weymouth

Bexie says…

SAY nothing. And give him a blowie – that should calm him.