Midweek Sport

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATIO­N

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I SNEAKED a peek in my stepsister’s diary the other week and found out she has a secret lover.

She doesn’t mention him by name in the book, but it’s pretty damn clear that it’s one of the lads who empties the bins on our estate.

My step-sis has just turned 18 and is a bit of a looker who my all mates fancy, so I don’t know why she’s hooked up with this fella.

If our dad found out he’d go ape shit – not just because this lad is a binman, but because she’s shagging around.

There’s this one particular part in her diary where she clearly describes how she sucked his balls while her hand tugged at his cock and he groaned before shooting his load over her tits – which are massive, by the way!

I feel like a bit of a pervert knowing this, but I’m only concerned about our family name and reputation.

Should I tell my dad what I know? NO. It’s none of your business. GY, Somerset MY bird works in a pie factory and she’s forever bringing home samples for us to enjoy.

I don’t mind this, they’re really tasty and it’s saving us a lot of money which we can spend on other things.

But I suspect she’s being serviced by the boss, who lets her have the tasty pastries, as she’s recently started coming home from work later and later.

Whenever I bring up the subject, she goes coy and offers me my favourite cheese and onion slice – while she also gets on her knees and gives me a blowie.

What should I do? TF, Lancs I THINK she likes food too much to be shagging around. Just enjoy her special treats!

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