London mayor – Brits could be EU citizens

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LONDONERS who are heartbroken over Brexit should be allowed to keep their EU citizenship, Sadiq Khan suggests.

Ahead of a visit to Brussels, the Mayor of London urged the Government to allow all British nationals to have “associate citizenship” of the EU.

This would allow British citizens to keep many of the rights they held before Brexit, including the right to move freely between EU member states.

Mr Khan ( above) said: “Like so many Londoners, I am heartbroken that we are no longer a member of the European Union, but that doesn’t mean our country’s future can’t be closely linked with the rest of Europe.

“As the UK and EU start their next phase of negotiations, I want this issue of associate citizenship to be at the heart of talks about our future relationship.”

HOORAY! It’s London Fashion Week!

Those bizarre “fashion” folk from around the world come together to gawp at skinny birds walking up and down a stage wearing frocks which make them look like madwomen.

But the good thing about this whole pantomime is that many of the designers think it’s a hoot to make the fashion SEE-THROUGH.

And that means you can see the supermodels’ tiny teats.

Even Victoria Hervey, 43 ( was getting in on the act, with a transparent frock which, frankly, she’s getting a bit too old for.

One fashion fan said: “There’s not a lot of blokes round here who are that interested in ladies’ busters, if you know what I mean.

“As a f**king maypole, most of them.”