Girlfriend’s cock-up has cost me nightly gobble

I WAS driving back from holiday in the early hours when I was shocked to see the petrol warning light flashing.

I was cruising along hoping for a bit of luck when I saw the lights of a 24-hour petrol station.

I filled up but then, disaster – I’d left my handbag and credit cards at the home of a friend I’d seen on holiday.

So I took the bull by the horns and owned up to the rather hunky fella behind the counter.

And I was filling in a form when I suddenly heard myself saying: “How about a blowjob in exchange for the petrol?”

He laughed, blushed and then said OK. I went behind the counter and I had his seven-incher in my gob in no time.

By then he was game for anything and we went in the back where he rammed me over the desk.

We are now an item and I get a discount on petrol.

HOPE you get plenty of mileage out of this deal.

I MADE a real fool of myself at a barbecue last weekend. As per usual, it all happened because I’d had too much to drink.

I was swaying gently in the breeze in the back garden, swigging on yet another bottle of beer, when the ugliest woman at the party came over and chatted me up.

I wasn’t in a fit state for anything but she wouldn’t take no for an answer and, with my beer goggles brimming, I allowed myself to go inside and upstairs with her.

I just stood there as she hauled down my shorts and boxers and clamped her gob round my tool.

To be fair she did get me hard, but I must have drifted off because the next thing I remember is waking up on the bed to find her bouncing on my cock.

She rang me the next day while I was hungover and I agreed to a date. How can I get out of it?

TURN up, see what she looks like sober and clear off is she’s a real minger.

ME and my girlfriend have been living together for two months and she is still up for anything – she’s even let me take her up the bum a couple of times.

One thing in particular that she loves doing is giving me oral, which she will do at the drop of a hat and often without warning!

When I get home from work at 6pm she’s often waiting behind the door on her hands and knees ready to unzip me and take me between her hot lips.

She has a great technique and is an expert at deep throat, taking my full shaft right in before slowly teasing my bellend with her tongue.

But last week I arrived home with a workmate. I had to get something out of the boot of the car and he went in first.

My girl was stark naked behind the door and made a grab for his bollocks as he walked in.

When she realised it wasn’t me she screamed in fright and fled to our bedroom, refusing to come out.

My mate was so embarrassed he’s giving me a wide berth and now my girl won’t speak to me – let alone give me my nightly gobble.

What can I do to sort out this frustrating situation?

BS, Lancs

Sam says…

KS, Dorset

MM, west Yorks

TELL her it wasn’t her fault and hope normal service is resumed soon.