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WHAT with a pandemic killing thousands, the worst recession since the Stone Age just around the corner, wildfires in Australia and Greta Bloody Thunberg, 2020 won’t be remembered as a brilliant year.

What’s more, the death plague has all but closed down telly and movie production – and when filming restarts, the idea of a sex scene being shot is little short of fanciful.

But, bizarrely, 2020 is turning into a classic for stripping off on screen.

Of course, movies released this year have been filmed before the contagion sprung from a Chinese shit market in faraway Wuhan.

And with the restrictions on cinemas, most of us will be watching these films in the privacy of own homes.

And that’s no bad thing, considering…

365 Days THIS Polish romantic dramedy was critically thrashed because of its lack of anything except for boundary-pushing sex scenes.

It stars Michele Morrone as Don Massimo Torricelli and Anna-Maria Sieklucka as Laura Biel.

Now labelled the Polish “50 Shades”, 365 Days features shocking sex scenes throughout. It’s filth, sheer filth.

Shirley BASED on Susan Scarf Merrell’s book of the same name, Shirley revolves around the titular horror writer, who finds inspiration for her new book from a young couple who move into her home.

Right from the jump, the film establishes its sexual themes by depicting a train sex scene.

Elisabeth Moss and Odessa Young in the bath is a scene that immediately springs to mind.

Seberg (2020) STARRING Kristen Stewart, Seberg is another political thriller set in the 1960s.

It centres on a French new wave actress, Jean Seberg, and shows how the FBI targeted her because of her relationship with Black Panther activist Hakim Jamal and her involvement in the civil rights movements.

Early on in the film, there is a sex scene between Stewart and Anthony Mackie in the roles of Jean and Hakim.

And as you can see, Stewart does have lovely busters. Sergio (2020) THIS American biographical drama film is about Sergio Vieira de Mello, who was a United Nations diplomat.

There’s a long, sizzling sex scene between Sergio, played by Wagner Moura ( Narcos), and Carolina, played by the sizzling Ana de Armas ( Knives Out).