Midweek Sport

Park nookie spy was our son’s girlfriend!

DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? EMAIL: agony@sundayspor­t.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, 860 Chester Road, Stretford, Manchester M32 0QJ

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I WAS inspired to try a shagging session with the missus in our local park after reading about the fun and games that students get up to in your paper. They seem to get off on having sex in public places and I thought my wife might enjoy it. We’re both in our 40s and our children have grown up and moved out, which means we can experiment with sex again. When I mentioned doing it in the park, she really got into the idea. She settled on a pair of thighhigh black boots with a loose knee-length skirt and overcoat – and no underwear at all! It was just going dark and on the walk to the park I managed to get my hand up my wife’s skirt.

Judging by her soaking fanny, she was as turned on as I was.

In the park I sat on one of the swings and my wife got down on her knees and gave me a slow and sensuous blowjob.

Then she lowered her skirt and straddled me on the swing. We managed to get quite a rhythm going as we swung back and forth.

At this point I caught sight of a young woman over my wife’s shoulder, standing under a tree watching us.

So I pulled my wife’s arse cheeks as wide apart as I could to give her a better view of my big, fat cock thrusting in and out of her.

The woman hitched up her own skirt and got her hand in her knickers.

I was so turned on by this, I quickly

WHY worry? He might be proud of you for having a shag in the park at your age.

Anyway, this gutbucket turned out to be the chairman’s wife, so I thought “f**k it” when she got hold of me and led me upstairs.

When she stripped off her kit to reveal her five bellies I felt a bit sick, but stuck with it.

Then she took out her false teeth, sucked me until I was semi-hard and hopped on my poor old man and rode me like a hippo.

Afterwards I escaped to find my wife and watched as the chairman gleefully pounded her.

I never want to go again, but my wife loved it and wants us to go every bloody week!

What should I do?

Bexi says…

TRY a different swingers’ club. sent my load deep into my wife’s dripping pussy.

That’s when my wife also spotted the young woman and decided to give her a real show by bending over the slide and slowly fingering her slippery fanny.

I thought she’d stop when the woman came over, but instead my wife ordered her to get her tongue in.

It was a fantastic sight as I sat there and watched. But when I took a closer look at the young woman’s face, I got a shock as I realised it was our son’s latest girlfriend.

Now I’m worried that she’ll tell our lad what we were up to.

RF, Devon

CB, Nottingham

I’M a 24-year-old builder who has been working on some new flats in a posh part of town.

A woman next to the site seemed to be regularly at her window and it was clear she was ogling me.

We got chatting and she invited me in for a sandwich. But it was clear that more was on offer.

She said she was divorced and hadn’t had sex for ages. And she said it was her fantasy to shag a hairy-arsed builder.

She’s 40 and a curvy 36D with long black hair.

Normally, I think of myself as a sensitive lover who always puts the woman first.

But this time, I grabbed her roughly and stuck my tongue down her throat.

Then I unzipped and coaxed her head down and she took my bulging cock in her mouth.

Then she hitched up her skirt to reveal no knickers and a neatly-trimmed bush.

I called her a “slut” as I pushed her over the sofa and then plunged deep into her fanny.

Since then I’ve been for a shag at hers most days. But when I offered to take her out for a meal, she said she wouldn’t be seen dead with a builder!

Bexi says…

SO she wants a physical relationsh­ip with you and nothing else. Enjoy!

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