Old Bike Mart

The joy of selfappoin­ted experts

- David Woods, Houghton Regis, Beds

Reference April’s Oriental Angles, a spot-on article if ever there was one. Excellent.

My TZR250 is currently for sale. Some rivet-counting moron posted on social media that the tank decals are wrong. IF he is right, so what? The bike is a good one and has been like that for at least 29 years. The advert is comprehens­ive and wholly truthful and actually disclaims perfection.

BUT he infers from this allegation the rest of the bike could be a duffer. Any sale has been scuppered before it’s been listed. How can we combat opinionate­d ***holes like this? Has he done, as I have, 106,000 miles on a single bike? No doubt this didn’t count as the bike was not correct. None of my bikes are correct. I will have to have them all taken away and be shot at a concours event. The moron will still owe me for the sale of a TZR. Oh, and I am an engineer too!

Should I apologise?

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