It’s MPs who shouldn’t be allowed near sharp objects

Ift he B rex it shambles being played out in the House of Commons wasn’t enough to convince you how bad things are with our politicians, then just listen to this beauty: Cornish MP Scott Mann said that all knives sold in the UK should be fitted with GPS trackers.

That’s a real idea, by someone paid £80,000 a year to help shape our country. It’s not even April Fools’ Day yet. Imagine carving up the Christmas turkey and the police come smashing in because you’ve got an unregistered knife.

It’s the current rabble of idiots in parliament who should have trackers so we can see when they go near knives. Because they certainly aren’t to be trusted with sharp objects.