Responses to our question ‘What are the best fish puns you’ve come across? I’d love you to let minnow...’
Catriona Murtagh: Oh, for cod’s hake.
Gavin Kiely: This isn’t the plaice to carp on about this. Good golly miss molly... everyone floundering about! Maybe if I mullet over ....
Ryan Hunniset: Betta write this down. Arraminta Dunkley This scampi happening. Jacques Portal: Fins ain’t wot they used ta beeeeee. Steven Burns: Algae’t me coat.
Jan Fishlady: Not mine, but my favourite, “When you’re down by the sea and an eel bites your knee that’s a moray!” Joel Mitchell: These jokes are eely, eely bad. Derek Leblanc: Just floundering around. Joel Mitchell: What happens when the marine cleaners get a bit too close? Hawrassement. Joel Mitchell: Uaru we doing?
Nicola T. Amanovih: Stop posting fish puns just for the halibut.
Keith Watson: You’ve got no sole posting orfe-ull puns like that and certainly not an angel either. It’s a sorry tail and fins will never be the same although you can bet some will have a whale of a time. Now, don’t be koi or shell fish about it because I don’t want to discus it any moray.
Phillip Mackie: Never trust unlicensed puns, always check they’re ofishal! Trying to think of more but it’s a pain in the bass.
Bill Bain: Not bad, cod do batter...
“That’s a moray...” Geddit?