“You won’t believe how easy it is

maggots online”—click Bait. to buy

to buy a parrot. Everything is fine until she brings it home. It begins to swear uncontrollably and finally the lady can stand it no more. She grabs the bird, shoves it in the freezer, and slams the door shut. Squawking and cursing come out of the freezer for a few moments and then it goes quiet.

The woman is scared that she’s hurt the bird and opens the freezer. The parrot walks calmly out and steps gently onto the woman’s outstretched hand. He looks into her eyes and says “Ma’am, I’m truly sorry if my language offended you. If I may ask, what did the chicken do?”