The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri,
Who Wants To Be A Trillionaire?
“Surely it’s not going to rain today?”
She replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley!” That’s when I realised that I had left my phone on Airplane mode.
I’d have Jeff Bezos personally deliver my Amazon purchases.
I’d buy a rodeo. Then I’d buy another rodeo, just so I could say, “This isn’t my first rodeo”.
I’d buy the world’s supply of guacamole and stand outside burrito places giving it away for free.
I’d hire Morgan Freeman to follow me around narrating my life.
Instead of an alarm clock, I’d hire Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to live in my house and play “Born to Run” every morning to wake me up.