Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace,

and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens, so they set up a meeting with our new visitors.

When it’s the Pope’s turn, he asks: “Do you know about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?”

“You mean JC?”, responds the alien. “Yeah, we know him! He’s the greatest, isn’t he? He swings by every year to make sure we’re doing OK”.

Surprised, the Pope follows up with: “He visits every year?! It’s been over 2 millennia and we’re still waiting for his second coming!”

The alien sees that the Pope has become irate at this fact and starts

trying to rationalise. “Well, maybe he just likes our chocolate better than yours?”

The Pope retorts, “Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?”

The alien says, “Well, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?”.

MUDAK MUDAKOV,