LOL Get gig­gling at the Ed­in­burgh Fes­ti­val’s fun­ni­est jokes…

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● ‘Work­ing at the job cen­tre has to be a tense job – know­ing if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.’ (Adam Rowe, left, won Dave’s Fun­ni­est Joke Of The Fringe award)

● ‘I had a job drilling holes for wa­ter – it was well bor­ing.’ (Leo Kearse) ● ‘I took a loan out to pay for an ex­or­cism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m go­ing to get re­pos­sessed.’ (Olaf Falafel)

● ‘I think love is like cen­tral heat­ing. You turn it on be­fore guests ar­rive and pre­tend it’s like this all the time.’ (Laura Lexx) ● ‘I lost a friend af­ter we had an ar­gu­ment about a Tardis. I thought it was a lit­tle thing, but it seemed much big­ger when we got into it.’ (Adele Cliff)

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