Drop that Sellotape,
let the cat mangle the sticky bows, and to heck with wondering what to buy Auntie Madge! Your licence to loaf has arrived.
Our Christmas whopper is your excuse to pull the curtains, put your feet up on the pouffe, and forget about life. everything but some cracking real We’ve gone Crimbo crazy. It isn’t packed with the most just the 12 Days of Christmas we’ve on p67), or the great gift amazing £5k haul of prizes (enter
This isn’t just ideas (p58) to calm your fevered brow. so get ready Christmas, it’s a Real People Christmas, to giggle, goggle, cry and cringe. a 6ft 8in hubby with There’s blokes behaving badly, from making a getaway in a huge erection (behave!) to a burglar adorable kiddies — his victim’s skimpy kecks. We’ve got you’ll ever see on p50, the most gorgeous little shepherd chilling crimes that and a twin defrosted back to life! Plus have another festive remind us all how lucky we are to season to look forward to at all…
Now, let it snow!