Drop that Sel­lotape,

Real People - - NEWS - Karen Bryans, Ed­i­tor (sto­[email protected]­alpeo­plemag.co.uk)

let the cat man­gle the sticky bows, and to heck with won­der­ing what to buy Aun­tie Madge! Your li­cence to loaf has ar­rived.

Our Christ­mas whop­per is your ex­cuse to pull the cur­tains, put your feet up on the pouffe, and for­get about life. ev­ery­thing but some crack­ing real We’ve gone Crimbo crazy. It isn’t packed with the most just the 12 Days of Christ­mas we’ve on p67), or the great gift amaz­ing £5k haul of prizes (en­ter

This isn’t just ideas (p58) to calm your fevered brow. so get ready Christ­mas, it’s a Real Peo­ple Christ­mas, to gig­gle, gog­gle, cry and cringe. a 6ft 8in hubby with There’s blokes be­hav­ing badly, from mak­ing a get­away in a huge erec­tion (be­have!) to a burglar adorable kid­dies — his vic­tim’s skimpy kecks. We’ve got you’ll ever see on p50, the most gor­geous lit­tle shep­herd chill­ing crimes that and a twin de­frosted back to life! Plus have an­other fes­tive re­mind us all how lucky we are to sea­son to look for­ward to at all…

Now, let it snow!

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