Recipe FOR Disaster
Dear Retro Gamer,
I have been watching The Great British Bake Off a lot because i can’t put my Snes mini on the living room tv, and i think the mag should do a cooking section. I have given you the names of lots of recipe names below. you don’t have to pay for them or anything. I don’t actually know how to make them, so you will have to figure this bit out, but you are all pretty smart so you can manage it.
The recipe names are here: mega flan X; Cake III: arena; Black (Pudding); fusilli frenzy; Pokémon Blueberry muffin; Grand theft torte-o; the house of the Bread; the legend of Zelda: a link to the Pasta; Capcom Vs Snk 2: millionaire Shortbread 2001; Shenmuesli; Pie-dro thunder; mash at demonhead; road mash; mash Bandicoot; mash team racing; Bishi mashi Special; devil mash; mash tv; Cosmic mash; Super mash Bros melee; mario kart: double mash; Snk Vs Capcom: Card fighter’s mash; mashback; Jumping mash; Boulder mash; mash Court tennis; Galerians: mash and Burger time.
Please don’t use all of my ideas as i don’t really like potatoes that much. Thanks.
Edward Frimley
As a team, we collectively feel like instead of trying to play the snes mini, you should take some time to work through the Cooking Mama series before you generate enough gaming food puns to shatter the very fabric of the english language. Either that or you should possibly be watching Bodger & Badger as a way of dealing with the mashed potato fixation you seem to have developed.
We probably won’t add recipes (or “type-in oven listings”) to Retro Gamer. still, no matter what personal misfortune inspired you to do this, we got some amusement from it and for that you can have a bookazine. Enjoy!