Retro Gamer

Hot Topic: Videogame Movies

The team asks: are movies based on games any good?

- DARRAN JONES

Tim, Nick and Darran try to separate the good movie adaptation­s from the bad

This month’s topic comes courtesy of our designer Andy, who noted that with Ghostbuste­rs II and Mortal Kombat in the issue, the connection between videogames and movies would be a rather interestin­g area to explore. With that in mind, we decided to discuss the often bungled art of cinematic videogame adaptation­s.

NICK

What was the last videogame movie you saw, and what did you think of it?

DARRAN

The last one I saw was Detective Pikachu. I thought it was largely forgettabl­e nonsense but my kids enjoyed it.

NICK

Detective Pikachu was the last one I saw too, I was actually rewatching it, with my family who were seeing it for the first time. It’s got so many cool moments for fans, but the story really stops making sense in the final act. Still, that makes it better than most videogame movies.

TIM

I saw Monster Hunter. I was kind of looking forward to it because I wanted it to be great. But it’s not and now I’m cross.

NICK

What was it about Monster Hunter that you didn’t like? I’ve not seen that one.

TIM

There’s not enough space here to really get into it, but meh. There’s only really two monsters (and a quick cameo at the end). But worst of all there’s no flipping switch-axe! Stupid film.

NICK

So it wasn’t particular­ly authentic, then? I feel like that happens a lot, and it’s one of the big problems with videogame adaptation­s.

DARRAN

Agreed. Look at all that nonsense about the Uncharted film when its director said it was about a family of antique dealers. You what mate?

NICK

So which videogame movies would you guys actually hold up as being relatively good?

TIM

Umm… yeah Sonic was alright.

DARRAN

I actually think the first Mortal Kombat is pretty decent. That’s largely because they rip off Enter The Dragon though.

NICK

I enjoyed both of those. The Yakuza movie that was released in Japan was another one I enjoyed, though it’s mainly carried by a single character, Goro Majima.

DARRAN

I do think the first Silent Hill movie is pretty good as well. The atmosphere in it is terrific and it actually has acting in it which I’d say is passable, which is quite a big plus in those sorts of films.

TIM

I did not know the Yakuza one existed. And I thought I’d seen all the videogame films. Even that animated Tekken one. And the liveaction Tekken one. Urgh, I’ve also seen The King Of Fighters film.

DARRAN

Where does everyone stand on Super Mario Bros? I’m hearing more and more suggestion­s that it’s nowhere near as bad as many say, but I watched it about a year ago and it’s still utter trash that

largely takes a big dump on the game’s lore.

NICK

Oh boy, Super Mario Bros. I first saw it about eight or nine years ago at a bad film club I used to go to, and it was so bad that it went beyond amusing and straight back to awful. I spent most of the film drinking in the hope that I’d remember less of it.

TIM

I haven’t seen Super Mario Bros in a long time, and I’d like to keep it that way, thanks.

NICK

That’s the one thing Sonic fans will always have over Mario fans – at least our film was decent.

DARRAN

Which is about the only time they can say that in relation to Mario, lol. Why have we not mentioned Uwe Boll yet? He’s made some terrible films about videogames and keeps making them.

TIM

Because he’ll want to fight you.

NICK

Oh yeah, he did that boxing thing with his critics, didn’t he?

TIM

Yup.

DARRAN

That’s an impressive stance to take. He won the few fights that did happen I recall.

NICK

As far as I recall, he actually has experience as an amateur boxer. But man, those films. I can’t understand the decision to just randomly cut game footage into House Of The Dead.

DARRAN

What I find particular­ly impressive with his films is who he is able to attract. He gets big names at times.

NICK

Yeah, I was just looking and he

got Jason Statham as a star for Dungeon Siege. That’s crazy.

DARRAN

Let’s quickly talk about The Rock. He likes his videogames clearly. Or he is savvy enough to know their appeal. I was pleasantly surprised by just how much fun Rampage was. It did a better job than the recent Godzilla and King Kong movies I thought. What about you, Tim?

TIM

I’ve seen it, thought it was bollocks. Looked nothing like what I played on the C64.

NICK

That’s a funny thing, few films ever try to achieve the look of the games – though there was that first-person bit in Doom, which The Rock was also in.

DARRAN

Good sequence that. Also I can’t believe we’ve hardly mentioned Sonic. This must be killing Nick.

NICK

If anything was going to kill me, it was going to be that first trailer. They did a top-class rescue job on that film, for sure.

DARRAN

Maybe I should give it a go. I do like Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey.

TIM

He is the Eggman.

DARRAN

So the big takeaway from this is if you have to watch a videogame movie it’s best not to bother. You’ll only end up disappoint­ed.

TIM

Assassin’s Creed, Prince Of Persia, Tomb Raider and so on… yes, disappoint­ment all round.

NICK

Maybe, but between Sonic and Detective Pikachu I think they’re definitely improving. Just, y’know, keep Uwe Boll away from your projects, Hollywood.

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TIM EMPEY ??
NICK THORPE TIM EMPEY
 ??  ?? Sonic The Hedgehog was a lot better than the original trailer suggested it would be, to Nick’s eternal relief.
Sonic The Hedgehog was a lot better than the original trailer suggested it would be, to Nick’s eternal relief.
 ??  ?? Street Fighter isn’t a great film, but Raul Julia’s wildly over-the-top performanc­e at least makes it amusing.
Street Fighter isn’t a great film, but Raul Julia’s wildly over-the-top performanc­e at least makes it amusing.
 ??  ?? True horror is realising that Nick didn’t include straight to DVD releases or TV series in this photo of his collection of videogame adaptation­s.
True horror is realising that Nick didn’t include straight to DVD releases or TV series in this photo of his collection of videogame adaptation­s.
 ??  ?? Jake Gyllenhaal’s star turn in Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time was the highest grossing videogame movie until the 2016 release of Warcraft.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s star turn in Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time was the highest grossing videogame movie until the 2016 release of Warcraft.
 ??  ?? Takashi Miike has done a couple of decent videogame movies for the Japanese market, including Ace Attorney and Yakuza: Like A Dragon.
Takashi Miike has done a couple of decent videogame movies for the Japanese market, including Ace Attorney and Yakuza: Like A Dragon.
 ??  ?? Tim describes Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie as “the only videogame film I’ve actually enjoyed”.
Tim describes Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie as “the only videogame film I’ve actually enjoyed”.
 ??  ?? Dead Or Alive felt bizarrely out of time – like a Nineties film that had somehow been shelved until 2006.
Dead Or Alive felt bizarrely out of time – like a Nineties film that had somehow been shelved until 2006.

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