THE TEAM WORKS
WAR SLAMMERS
It’ll be tough for most opponents to score much against the War Slammers. Their defence is one of the strongest in the game, and with some great running backs and a solid quarterback in Warhog, they’re also no slouches when it comes to scoring points themselves.
DARKSTAR DRAGONS
If you prefer plays that involve lobbing the ball around the field, then this team is likely your best option with perhaps the best passing capabilities in the game. With all-star quarterback Joe Magician (that’s Joe Montana), the Dragons are a solid pick for any inexperienced player.
ICEBAY BASHERS
The Green Bay Packers don’t get much preferential treatment with their analog in Mutant League
Football, since there are a lot of flaws in their team members and therefore the types of plays that are typically open to them. Still, at least there’s no cheese-heads annoying everyone in the crowd.
MIDWAY MONSTERS
Bones Jackson is a pretty iconic character in Mutant League
Football, and their name is a reference to world-famous sportsperson Bo Jackson. As one of the best players in the game and a solid RB to boot, Midway Monsters ends up as the best non-all-star team in the game.
SLAYCITY SLAYERS
The Slayers’ strengths in defence rather than offence is ultimately what sets them behind the Midway Monsters as the best team, but the team leader K T Slayer (a reference to famed New York Giants player Lawrence Taylor) has the highest stats of any player in the game.
DEATHSKIN RAZORS
With possibly the best quarterback in the game in Snake, this skeleton crew (literally – they’re all animated bones) is a strong team to consider. A pretty decent defence means you don’t need to worry too much about opposition slipping through.
SIXTY WHINERS
The tongue-in-cheek reference here must be pretty clear for all, even those who aren’t familiar with the NFL. That might suggest there’s something of a developer bias coming in here, then, since the San Francisco 49ers’ equivalent in the game is easily one of the worst.
TURBO TECHIES
This team of robot sports stars might seem daunting considering the violence necessary to inflict in Mutant League Football, but actually they’re pretty much mid-table when compared to many others of this list. The team is by no means bad, and has somewhat humorous audibles.
VILE VULGARS
Playing as the Vile Vulgars is the same as playing on Extra Hard. Unless you’re very skilled at the game, this is a team that won’t be winning any medals. It does have the accolade for the worst stats in a team, so that’s something – it’s not a good something but there you go.
GALAXY ACES
There are three all-star teams available, each related to the playoffs that their players come from. The Galaxy Aces has all of the best players in the game, however, making them easily the best team to play if you’re looking for an easy win. That’s our pick, right there, yup!